AVOID AT ALL COSTS

Man, forget these guys. If someone whips out a Mannhein Steamroller CD at your next party, be it Christmas or Halloween, then you know that person is NOT YOUR FRIEND.

(and fuck Universal music group for disabling embedding.)

We're hitting the home-stretch towards Halloween. I'm spending the night with Monster Madhouse and a bunch of candy that needs to be bagged for next weekend. Tomorrow is a Pumpkin Carving Party. I need some suggestions as to what to carve up this year. I'm trying to avoid ZombiePumpkins.com, not because of their stencils. In fact, I'm quite amazed at the variety and think it's a good investment if you want to have Freddy, Jason or any Tim Burton creation on your doorstep this year.

I'm avoiding it because there's also a place for diy-pumpkin designs. Plus, they don't have Lon Chaney from London After Midnight, who would make a good spokesperson for the Union.

Speaking of which, we're going to keep this whole deal going after the Holiday is over. There's the dead period between Halloween and Christmas (Thanksgiving, or the 'Holiday of Pain and Turkey.') If you have any suggestions as to what you would like to see on this spot of the internet, hit up the Front Office. We're going to try to have a contest in a week or so, and audience participation is appreciated.