The Onion News Network: Halloween Edition

Although I'm more partial to its AV Club spin-off, I do enjoy the occasional Youtube video by The Onion every now and again. Don't let the quality of The Onion Movie fool you, the writers are capable of some hilarious stuff when they don't need to fill out a feature film's running time. So when I saw these Halloween "news stories," I knew I had to share them for the countdown. So, straight from the Onion's official Youtube channel, please enjoy: